CCGA Newsletter

Churn Creek Golf Association

"Where fun and golf are always in play"

B. S. News

~~ Since February 8,  2008 ~~

CCGA Publications        Volume 07 - July-  2018

Senior 4 ball Tournament



Next CCGA Board Meeting:
At Churn Creek Golf Course

Open date

2018 Tentative Events schedule. All dates are confirmed but are subject to change due to unforeseen circumstances. 


7/21/18 - AWAY Trip - Fall River    First Tee 9:00am, $53.00 per man includes cart. CCGA tournament entry fee $12.00.

The rest

8/11/18 NCGA Net Am (individual stroke play event) two players will advance. Entry fee $30.00.  18 hole event. Free Lunch is provided.  Tee Time 8:00am

8/25/18 - Alternate Shot/Chapman Format 18 hole event at Churn Creek. Entry fee is $16.00 Free Lunch is provided

9/15/16 - 9/16/17 - Club Championship a two day event for Saturday 9/15  and Sunday 9/16 . Club Champ, Open Net Champ, Senior Club Champ, Senior Net Champ, and if enough participants in Super Senior Net.  Club Champ- open gross score, and Open Net champ will win 2019 NCGA/CCGA dues paid in addition to credit voucher for Churn Creek Golf Course.  Entry fee $40.00 Free Lunch is provided both days.

10/6/2018 - NCGA Zone Qualifier for 2019 team.
This will be played as four ball with (two man 1 best ball) 2 man teams joining together to advance to the next level of competition. .  Entry Fee is $30.00 per man.  Free Lunch is provided.

10/27/17 AWAY - Tierra Oaks First Tee time 9:45am. Cost $39.00 includes cart and warm up balls. CCGA tournament entry fee $12.00

11/24/17 Toys for Kids 9 hole event with free lunch. Entry is fee $15.00 Either 4 man scramble, blind draw or 1 man scramble tentative.   Toy collection will run from November 24 and will run through December 7th. Drop spot in the clubhouse at Churn Creek. Free Lunch is provided to everyone that donates a toy, food or cash.

CCGA Special Links Directory

Here is a convenient directory to all our links for CCGA members to browse. Take a moment to check it all out. Everything you need to know regarding this Association. 

To view our Memoriam page honoring those members that have passed away.

View all past tournaments back to 2014 pictures and results of all the tournaments.

Our official website featuring the CCGA and Churn Creek Golf Course.

Listing of current CCGA board of directors and contact info

Listing of current CCGA board members at large and contact info

View our achievement honorees and current CCGA champions.

View the CCGA By-Laws

Golf Rules 

Modernizing Golf's Rules: 

2019 rules change sneak peek

click  link below


Birthday Wishes for July 2018
The CCGA wish a big Happy Birthday to the following members and their wives.


Bill Longacre (7-10)
    Tom Baird (7-12)
    James Dickerson (7-17)
    Brian Uhlir (7-26)
    wife of Joe Watson “ Debbie” (7-31)

Thought of the Day
brought to you by;

Relationships are a lot like algebra...  Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?


This months Video

Have you ever wondered what they do if they want to extend the length of a ship? 

click this link below to find out

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Say What?

Daughter to Mother;

"I'm divorcing Nathan.
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece,
when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece

Her mother says ......
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman!
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion!
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari!
You get $2,000 a week allowance!
You take 6 vacations a year and
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MaDayne Grill

 For great Friendly Service, Outstanding food and a 
fine selection brews to select from

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1970 Eureka Way, Redding
Phone: 245-9160
 Hours: Monday - Saturday 11 a.m. to 8 p.m., Sunday 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Aphorism of the Month
(a short pithy saying expressing a general truth)

 "Reality continues to ruin my life"


Don’s Sandwich Shop and Deli
3034 Bechelli Lane, Redding CA 96002
Hours: Open today · 10:30AM–3PM
Phone: (530) 223-3744

The lighter side 
Brought to you by
Rick Faller
Website Alternatives, Redding CA

Anger Management dose work for me.

 This is a bit long but well worth the time to read.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it.

A man answered, saying 'Hello.'

I politely said, 'This is Chris.  Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an asshole !' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an asshole !' It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic asshole calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company.  I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'

He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone.  I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an asshole!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.  Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.  I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.  I noticed a 'For Sale sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole, too.

I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'

He said, 'Yes, it is..'

I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'

He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax ...

 and the car's parked right out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen'

I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'

He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'

He said, 'Yes?'

I said, 'Don, you're an asshole !'

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea.

I called Asshole #1.

He said, 'Hello.'

I said, 'You're an asshole!'

(But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, 'Are you still there?'

I said, 'Yeah.'

He screamed, 'Stop calling me!'

I said, 'Make me.'

He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'

He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'

I said, 'Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax,

I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don.

And you had better start saying your prayers.'

I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole,' and hung  up.

Then I called Asshole No. 2.

He said, 'Hello?'

I said, 'Hello, asshole ..'

He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'

I said, 'You'll what?'

He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ass,'

I answered, 'Well, asshole, here's your chance.

I'm coming over right now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34

Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax, and that my gay lover was on his way over to kill me.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management works I don’t just get even…I get way ahead and end it!!!!!!!!!


Highly recommended by this publication

" A Family Affair"

  The retro-looking diner, the former Gold Street Cafe about a block east of Court Street, is open for breakfast and lunch Monday through Friday and for brunch on Sundays. Outstanding Service with a select menu where each item is prepared with your taste buds in mind. My wife had the Monte Cristo Sandwich that was the best she has had in years.


" Family owned and Operated "
1730 Gold Street, Redding
 Phone: 768-1499
  Hours: Monday - Friday
         6 a.m. to 2 p.m., Sunday 8 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Bonus Video
Understanding the handicap system

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Video - Understanding the Handicap system


Wounded Warrior Project
Just $19.00 per month will help one of our Brave Family's that gave us all so much!

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The Beer Talking

 A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

 The accountant says, "before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

 "He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "what's your occupation?"

 "I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

 The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "let's try to rephrase that."

 "The woman says, "ok, I'm a high-end call girl."

 "No, that still won't work. Try again."

 "They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

 The accountant asks, "what does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

 "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

 The accountant says, "Chicken Farmer it is."

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CCGA Elected Board Officers

President.......Larry Andrews
Vice president.......Rick Faller
Secretary.......Lee Lamp
Treasurer.......Gene Lockwood

CCGA Elected Chairman

Handicap Chairman....Tom Baird
NCGA Events Chairman....Lee Lamp
CCGA Events Chairman....Kenneth Gunter
Website admin.....Rick Faller 


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